Let it be known!
Whereas some have whispered of colorless calamities and unsung sorrows, such utter nonsense is hereby declared entirely impossible. Vapeland flourishes in all ways, as it always has and always will.

It is therefore decreed that:

1. No flowers are missing their songs. They sing as they always have, even if none can hear.
2. No fruit has lost its flavor. Any who claim so have merely forgotten how to taste.
3. No hatter has lost his happiness. Any frown seen upon him is a trick of the light.
4. No Nothingness threatens the land, for Nothing is nothing, and nothing cannot be something.
5. Any who persist in foolish inquiries shall promptly be escorted to the Royal Gardens to admire their unquestionably vibrant splendor.

Thus, let it be written, let it be so!
Signed in Unwavering, Undeniable, Unfathomable Certainty,
The Red Queen

Intrepid Wanderer, if you wish to continue on, despite, well, what Her Royal Highness decrees, here is a bit of a clue for you:

“What is lost but sings unheard?
What is real but most absurd?
In colors bright, they once took flight—
Yet now they fade into the night.
Seek where beauty’s voice once grew,
And find the truth in petals’ hue.”